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At one of the fan sign events
Fan:Baekhyun-ah, I brought my boyfriend here today. Do you wanna see him?
Baekhyun:Why not? *smiles
Fan:...... * Takes out a mirror and puts it in front of Baekhyun.
Baekhyun:...... *Blushes
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